ANNOUNCMENT: The Crafter cult took initiative at yesterday’s tumultuous election speech and have brought forward a proposal for deal with the ‘children’ problem. THE AGE OF ADULTHOOD IS NOW FIVE YEARS OLD. Rabid murders of children run rampant all over Sporyn; there’s a murder of […]
WHEN: 13th solar flare, goes util some starts a fist fight WHERE: Annie’s oil drum WHAT: Compare mutations. Is the fact your hair turned into strings of curly metal the coolest? [IT SURE IS] Think you’re a real hot shot for having that extra toe […]
WHEN: Fifth solar flare
WHERE: That really weirdly shaped rock – you know the one
WHAT: Dinner or Death?
Will those dandelions flashing like neon yellow strobe lights melt your eyeballs or taste fantastic on a light summer salad? Does that tree bark just appear to be infused with uranium or shall it turn out to make a great late night snack?
If these are the kinds of questions that keep you up at night as you chew the marrow out of a rat bone, this is an event for you!
Join Sandra as she wins the ‘Greater Good’ award, snatching up vegetation to test if it’s edible for the rest of us.
Sandra is an esteemed member of the Crafter Cult, who allegedly lived with a PHD in horticulture before the apocalypse, endlessly hindered by the formality of science protocol from eating the plants in her lab, which was always her one true desire.
ANNOUNCMENT: In an unprecedented event of compromise, an insane war was avoided when Crafter’s, Grafts, and the Nihilists reached a consensus on the need for time in Sporyn. TIME WILL EXIST AGAIN Time, of course has been a tricky construct to enforce since the sun […]
Got a grip? We’ve got an audience. The apocalypse may have eradicated suburbs, streetlights, waterways, all wheelie chairs, and the concept of Tuesdays, but it did not eviscerate our innate desire to have someone yell about life qualms, while everyone else waits to scream in […]
My second peer review is dedicated to Nipun Tiwari, their website and internet enterprise, “Media, Popular Culture and Politics,” which can be visited here. The strength of this website’s layout lies in its simplicity; a dark grey background presents an authoritative backdrop for posts, which […]