CULTS, CUISINE, AND THE DATING SCENE OF THE APOCALYPSE

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Election Results: grow-up soon

Election Results: grow-up soon

ANNOUNCMENT: The Crafter cult took initiative at yesterday’s tumultuous election speech and have brought forward a proposal for deal with the ‘children’ problem. THE AGE OF ADULTHOOD IS NOW FIVE YEARS OLD. Rabid murders of children run rampant all over Sporyn; there’s a murder of […]

Community Calendar: Compare Mutations

Community Calendar: Compare Mutations

WHEN: 13th solar flare, goes util some starts a fist fight WHERE: Annie’s oil drum WHAT: Compare mutations. Is the fact your hair turned into strings of curly metal the coolest? [IT SURE IS] Think you’re a real hot shot for having that extra toe […]

Community Calendar: dinner or death

Community Calendar: dinner or death

WHEN: Fifth solar flare WHERE: That really weirdly shaped rock – you know the one WHAT: Dinner or Death? Will those dandelions flashing like neon yellow strobe lights melt your eyeballs or taste fantastic on a light summer salad? Does that tree bark just appear […]

Election Results: time for time

Election Results: time for time

ANNOUNCMENT: In an unprecedented event of compromise, an insane war was avoided when Crafter’s, Grafts, and the Nihilists reached a consensus on the need for time in Sporyn. TIME WILL EXIST AGAIN Time, of course has been a tricky construct to enforce since the sun […]

Professional Complaining – AKA  election time

Professional Complaining – AKA election time

Got a grip? We’ve got an audience. The apocalypse may have eradicated suburbs, streetlights, waterways, all wheelie chairs, and the concept of Tuesdays, but it did not eviscerate our innate desire to have someone yell about life qualms, while everyone else waits to scream in […]

JOIN A CULT

JOIN A CULT

We’ve all been there, you know, thinking you’re the last person left alive on the planet. My self-esteem sure took a hit when I stumbled out of the wastelands and onto the city of Sporyn. So maybe the revelation that you’re not alone anymore has […]

Literacy – should we bring it back?

Literacy – should we bring it back?

I’m gonna be real with you guys, I was not the smartest kid in school. I still have a slice of my Hippocampus intact in my skull, so I remember the days where things like GPA determined self-worth and it was a hotly debated topic […]

A vision for the future

A vision for the future

“An apocalypse worth living for”



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